If the hair and outfit haven't tipped you off, Zero likes white. First we're going to learn her favorite two colors. We'll learn those as the game progresses. Meet the protagonist of our new adventure: Zero. How many times do I have to t-ĮWW! I've got Dave all over me. Is your armor chaffing? My armor is chaffing.Īre you going commando in that suit again?!
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Where does Drakengard Europe get all its iron from to make all the full plate armor, shields, and weapons for the thousands upon thousands of infantry red-shirts roaming about the land? Mostly due to the fact there are far more pressing issues.
This inconsistency will have to be postponed for now. Maybe in another life you'll be able to conduct your heinous racism and crush the poor beneath your boot with reckless abandon like a true fantasy Republican.ĭespite our newly deceased narrator's story time singing the praises of the Intoners' tranquil harmony across the land, that whole yarn may not be what it seems. Two minutes in and the narrator is already dead. You only get one guess! Place your bets now! This will be explored in full at another time.īut you know what Caim would enjoy in order to break up this tedious little history lesson exposition dump? it's less singing and more hellish shrieking that performs assorted magical feats. It's a fancy term for magic singing girl. Get used to that word getting thrown around a lot. The moral standards of this world bottoms out eventually. You and your copying old otherworldly gods and wanting to bang your brother. Goddess.? Goddess!įuriae! You lousy retro hipster. Gangly misshapen arms and a long white dress. Yo! Wait up, Yuna! I've seen you somewhere.
Eventually, this unfiltered deluge of information would be sorted and controlled by The Patr-wait I'm mixing up batshit storylines. Which was preferable to the endless war economy. So long ago five goddesses began holding sick concerts which placated the population into an endless lull of social networking discussing each goddess's new album in an endless cycle of white noise nonsense. But if you are fresh on board, for some insane reason, you're not missing anything just jumping in at the deep end of the pool for this outing. We will get back into Drakengard ~*~LORE~*~ territory a bit more as the game progresses.
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that other one we don't speak of in polite company.Īnd by prequel I mean it basically has basically fuck all to do with the rest of the series or its characters and will just be doing its own thing initially. Drakengard 3 is a prequel set long before the original game or. Or at least set further ahead in the overall series timeline, but perhaps not at the very latest, if we're following say spacey Fast and the Furious sequel rules. Now you may notice the three in the title indicating by all rights this ought to be a sequel of some sorts. We open with a narration on the backstory of Drakengard 3's world. booted up my computer to dick around online a bit and see what was ha-SON OF A BITCH!! NOWE! HOW?! WHY?!Īnd here we are today. Regardless, I returned home later that day, greeted my family, rested. That's what they do with Japanese businessmen when their company goes under, right? Taro Yoko had no doubt long been cast into the abyss like the beginning of Soul Reaver.
Cavia was long dead, consumed by the cutthroat games industry and its soul trapped in a prison which only produces more NIER soundtracks. Why would a trusted friend send such a dubious message? I mean, that's just crazy talk. It just said "Drakengard! 3!" It was a mystifying statement that left me with an unsettling, suffocating feeling of dread for the rest of the day. I received a text message from my friend while at work a good while back. Part 1: Episode I: In Which There is Somehow a Drakengard 3 Episode I: In Which There is Somehow a Drakengard 3
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